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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

New discovery at the Grand Canyon has rewritten geology textbooks - Earth.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Harvard gastroenterologist Dr Saurabh Sethi shares two ways to keep the liver healthy - Times of India

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minjee Lee wins third major title at windswept KPMG Women’s PGA Championship - NBC Sports

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is my stomach getting so big from taking testosterone cypionate 31 to 34 in 2 months?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Bianca Censori dares to bare in sheer black top and tiny shorts on NYC outing with Kanye West - Page Six

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

No way

The Secret to Living Past 100? Scientists Say It Could Be Hidden in This Small Italian Village - SciTechDaily

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Which AI tool is capable of writing code and creating software from simple instructions?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Yankees Planning To Place Luke Weaver On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

So they tried

Molestiae omnis voluptatem sed assumenda et.

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

share office space ...

Trump Biopic ‘The Apprentice’ Dominates Politically-Charged Canadian Screen Awards - The Hollywood Reporter

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.